19 Struggles Anyone With Allergies Knows Too Well

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1. It’s finally so damn delightful outside! Too bad all those blooming flowers and trees are actually trying to kill you.

It’s finally so damn delightful outside! Too bad all those blooming flowers and trees are actually trying to kill you.

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2. Sneezing, itching, sore throat, general ass-dragging. You swear it’s just a cold. It’ll be gone soon, right? RIGHT?

Sneezing, itching, sore throat, general ass-dragging. You swear it’s just a cold. It’ll be gone soon, right? RIGHT?

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Ha, nope. Welcome to allergy season.

3. Getting out the door requires an arsenal of tools, otherwise known as Aisle 6 of CVS.

Getting out the door requires an arsenal of tools, otherwise known as Aisle 6 of CVS.

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4. You’ve strongly considered calling out sick due to pollen taking over your car.

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Who would expect you to drive that death trap?

5. “Let’s open the windows!” they say. “Let’s abso-fucking-lutely not,” you say.

“Let’s open the windows!” they say. “Let’s abso-fucking-lutely not,” you say.

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6. Picnics in the park sound fun…until you get there.

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Can’t stop won’t stop sneezing.

7. At least once a day, someone will suggest you try the latest OTC allergy medicine that “totally works!”

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You’ve spent years and all of the money on allergists, antihistamines, decongestants, and injections, but OMG please tell me more about that commercial you just saw!

8. You know you could try the heavy duty stuff…if you want to sleep for 12 straight hours.

You know you could try the heavy duty stuff...if you want to sleep for 12 straight hours.

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Yeah, yeah, you don’t have to tell us this isn’t for everyday use. WE CAN SEE THAT.

9. By one week in, you’ll mourn the loss of nasal breathing and wonder why you didn’t cherish it before.

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10. Drinking-outside weather sadly coincides with taking-all-of-the-antihistamines weather.

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One margarita is pretty much your limit.

11. You’ll try to suck it up and appreciate spring like the rest of them.

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And it will result in an allergy attack.

12. Between your inability to breathe and all of the allergy meds, you constantly look like you’re tired/crying/stoned/confused.

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13. Yes, you’ve tried the Neti Pot, and yes, you still have nightmares about it.

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14. Sneezing/blowing your nose in public has just become a part of your life.

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Shame and embarrassment went out the window…and now they’re covered in pollen.

15. Everyone assumes you’re constantly sick, and you’ve snapped “It’s allergies!” to multiple people.

Everyone assumes you're constantly sick, and you've snapped “It’s allergies!” to multiple people.

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If you didn’t leave the house like this, you’d be missing from April to August.

16. Whenever you attempt to wear makeup, you immediately regret the decision.

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17. Actually, whenever you attempt to GO OUTSIDE, you immediately regret the decision

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18. You always have tissues on you. Always.

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Can’t guarantee they’re all clean.

19. Finally, you get a handle on your symptoms…and then it morphs into a cold or sinus infection.

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BYE. See you in September.

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